With your 2.8% market share, I know you guys are everywhere. You might as well put that [advantage of Linux] to use in a way that other people can’t because of [disadvantage of operating system that people actually use]. Why don’t you turn that dull work environment into something that you can stare at for hours on end in a slightly creepy fashion. Introducing…Somatic GNOME the [Linux jargon that I don’t understand]. Using Ubuntu and the GNOME desktop environment thingy, you can turn your boring desktop into a disturbing shrine to yours truly.